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Nations Of The World

Posted in Glume, Rants with tags , , , , , , on 04/05/2009 by namaera

In response to Tabelul Periodic al Elementelor.

It`s a lil` old … but still cool 😉

[Yeah … America thinks Transilvania is a different country]

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Horse Joke

Posted in bancuri si alte idiotenii, Glume with tags , , , , , on 22/04/2009 by namaera

Three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments.

The first horse boasts “I’ve been in 59 races and I’ve won 35 of them.” Continue reading

Bridge Joke

Posted in bancuri si alte idiotenii, Glume with tags , , , , on 21/04/2009 by namaera

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” Continue reading

Wife Joke

Posted in bancuri si alte idiotenii, Glume with tags , , , on 09/04/2009 by namaera

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

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Chinese Joke

Posted in bancuri si alte idiotenii, Glume with tags , , , , on 07/04/2009 by namaera

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.” Continue reading

Mornin` Joke

Posted in bancuri si alte idiotenii, Glume with tags , , on 04/03/2009 by namaera

Dorothy is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed & the instant she sees him she starts wailing & crying. Continue reading

And Then The Fight Started

Posted in Rants with tags , , , , , on 06/01/2009 by namaera

4 little stories. Just to show you what NOT to do.

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. Continue reading